This story is dedicated to 2H by Su-Lyn.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Su-Lyn. She was trapped in a tower with a dragon guarding it. What was worse was that she was asleep. Not just a nap or a winky wink, mind you. A long, deep, nap. Well, sleep. Now, you might be thinking, this princess is such a pig, always sleeping, never does anything productive, yadayadayada. Well, if you're thinking that, tell your brain to shut up, cause Su-Lyn was waiting for her prince charming.
Okay. So when her prince charming came, she woke up only to find her charming prince being devoured by the dragon guarding her tower. So Su-Lyn jumped out of the tower and kicked the Dragon's ass and they lived happily ever after with 13 little Su-Lyn's. The End....
I want to start of by saying my feet are size 8. Sometimes 7 and 1/2, sometimes 8 and a 1/2, depending on the size. I know what your mind is thinking
. Now, you don't think Louis Vuitton and Jimmy Choo ACTUALLY makes shoes at size 8, especially when I need one which is extremely broad for me feet. Well, there's something for you to think about.
I feel restricted.
I like being barefoot anyway, believe it or not. I don't care about those gorgeous designer shoes... Or those wonderful Adidas track shoes that are so stylishly designed...OR those elegant heels I can wear to a ball...
I mean, WHO WEARS GLASS SLIPPERS?!
Honestly. Cinderella just did a fashion DON'T. Has the thought of: Why didn't it chip/break/shatter-into-a-thousand-pieces when she ran, ever crossed your mind?
Come ON. The girl has a prince stalking her all over the country side without actually knowing her posh coach was just a pumpkin that was eaten a few days later as stew, OR that her coachmen and horses were actually dogs and mice.
Snow white? The guy sees her asleep,*insert romantic sigh*, goes gaga and then fights evil sorceress and saves the day.
Litte Mermaid? The girl can't even talk. What if after he married her, she started getting ideas about ruling the country herself or bringing in stem cell research teams to prod and poke embryos?
Sleeping Beauty? He dude didn't even see her eyes before he kissed her. He didn't even get her permission. What a perv. I mean, what if her eyes were fiery red
and she went in this creepy satan voice, "DEATH BE WITH YOU, FOOLISH KNAVE! NOW THAT I AM AWAKE I HAVE NO USE OF YOU!!" and kills him.
All the same with Rapunzel. I can't believe a grown man, weight of at least 60kg, didn't rip her head off while climbing her hair.
And so with Beauty and the Beast.
Don't get me started with the Princess and the Pea.
Sure, I may be a girl in the 20th century. Or is it the 21st? But hell, here's the catch. I'm all about wonderland. Prince crazy, more like. Now that I know the available princes in the world are:
1. Wwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyy too old for me.
2. Already engaged to some lucky witch.
3. A dumbo look-a-like who is engaged to some wench named after the tea leave Camilla.
I come from an all girls school and thankfully, I'm not a lesbian. I have a feeling though that my parents want me to live the life of a NUN til' the age of 18. So I have taken it into my libery to write my own fairy tale, henceforth, known asCINDERELLA NEVER SAW THIS COMING
I'm not only going to make this about some blond with lousy glass slippers that-slip-off-very-easily-while-running (I like running. Especially from Princes for the romantic effect), I'm going to COMBINE every fairy tale that was ever written.
Then I'm gonna kick butt.
This turned out pretty well. *insert shrug here*.
But hell no, I'm not going to kiss a frog.
in relation to all the current goong posts, i have nothing to say bout goong 2. cept that maybe i think the titles are like honorifically stupid. im sorry; no offence. oh and that at least, she
is pretty and he
actually, i cant decide which cast is better, princess or prince hours. princess hours cast all so normal, cept for yul. hurhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. prince hours got 2
good looking ones, but 2 not so good looking ones. ho hum. NOT UP TO ME TO DECIDE ANYWAY. i just got bored and i was having fun with adobe :D
oh for the love of the duracell bunny
p/s. bittorrent is wayyyy to sloww humph ):
Hello fella sexy 2H-ers!
Today is the official launch of the Joo Ji Hoon campaign
Those who are willing to be pledged as his loyal supporters please stand up
(not like anyone can see you lol)
Ok fine, then, those who are willing to be pledged as his loyal supporters say "Aye!"
(not like anyone can hear you either! hahahah)
Anyway because of my perfect vision and superrbbbbb sense of hearing
, the JJH supporters are:
1) Yuxi Chen
2) Natalie Tan
3) Liang Xianwen
4) Kara Lim
5) Batrishya Dol Rani
6) MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (Tricia Seow)
Yay okay so you guys must turn up for the CLASS PARTY so we can spread the JJH love
& stop the Yul supporters from spreading anti-Shin sentiments
PS: All Yul supporters BEWAREEEEEEEEEEE!
(NO COPYCATS ALLOWED!) Hahahha I must be in such a good mood to do something like that lol :D :D